Living with an Ostomy Kerry Anne McGinn, RN, BSN, MA Some of my good friends just happen to have ostomies. Like Virginia. She's the one stretching her four-foot 10-inch self so that her head shows above the podium for the speech she's giving. After 10 years with a colostomy—10 years of energetic work as an organizer, publicity person and grandmother—she says, "My colostomy's just part of me." Like Joe. "My urostomy is a positive asset. When we go camping and everyone has a little beer, I'm the only one who doesn't have to get up in the middle of the night to trudge to the Porta-toilet."